The Weekly Substandard Expanded Universe
A Division of the Subbeacon Expanded Universe
About the show
Weekly podcast in tribute to The Subbeacon podcast, formerly known as the Substandard podcast, full of garbage opinions, star war arguments, and pioneers of the podcast genre Dudes Counting. Described as "mediocre terrible" by Flagg Taylor.
Episodes
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Episode 93: The Sonny Bunch Movie Draft
September 7th, 2020 | 53 mins 38 secs
movie draft, sonny bunch, subbeacon
Sonny bunch joins us for our second movie draft! We had so much fun with the first one that the only way we thought would improve the draft was to invite someone from the Subbeacon to do it with us. We also talk about The Bulwark Goes to Hollywood, what JVL and Michael Fassbender have in common, Zoom school, and Thomas' journey back home to Sweden.
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Episode 92: An American Pickle
September 1st, 2020 | 1 hr 5 mins
Ryan gets stuck in a vat of pickle brine, Chris does not like sportsmanship in sports, and Thomas wants to get rid of movie theaters.
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Episode 91: Fireworks, Spanish Ham, and Bridges
August 20th, 2020 | 1 hr 4 mins
a bridge too far, bridge of spies, mark rylance, tom hanks
In this week's episode, Ryan shares his stories from back when he was drug tested for Coke, Chris is planning a birthday party, and Thomas has learned to love traveling in the age of Corona.
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Episode 90: There Are No Gays In Russia
August 10th, 2020 | 1 hr 11 mins
adam mckay, eurovision, rachel mcadams, south dakota, sturgis, will ferrell
On this week's episode, our boys chat about what might be the best comedy of 2020, Thomas wants to change the culture, Ryan practices The Accent, and Chris is going to a motorcycle meetup.
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Episode 89: Movie Draft Day
August 3rd, 2020 | 54 mins 46 secs
It's draft day at the SSEU Podcast! Follow along as Chris, Ryan, and Thomas draft their teams (of 2012 movies) and vote on the best team on Twitter. We also chat about surrogates, channel surfing, and self checkout.
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Episode 88: Dead Eyes at Palm Springs
July 29th, 2020 | 1 hr 1 min
andy samberg, dead eyes, geography, tom hanks
Can you guess how much Tom Hanks is worth? Where in the world is Palm Springs located? Chris is back, Ryan offers up a ranking, and Thomas is not a fan of traffic/speed cameras.
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Episode 87: Greyhound, Submarines, and Tom Clancy
July 21st, 2020 | 1 hr 11 mins
crimson tide, greyhound, hunt for red october, sean connery, tom clancy, tom hanks
On this week's episode, Ryan and Thomas are joined by two guests (Haiku Jonah and Mustangman) to chat about Apple TV's new movie, Greyhound. Is it better than Dunkirk? The guests also give their submarine movie rankings, discuss Tom Clancy, and read haikus.
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Episode 86: The Rock and the Garden State
July 13th, 2020 | 1 hr 4 mins
ed harris, new jersey, nicholas cage, sean connery, the rock, the situation
We have a guest from the Garden State, Ryan talks about his neighbors, Chris is going on vacation, and the hosts fight over The Rock.
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Episode 85: The Crazy Gang
July 6th, 2020 | 58 mins 56 secs
christopher nolan, fireworks, john fashanu, vinnie jones, wimbledon f.c.
On this week's episode, the boys return to a classic Substandard topic: fireworks. They also talk about Christopher Nolan and Thomas has prepared a quiz for Chris and Ryan. Our beloved hosts have also watched The Crazy Gang, a documentary telling the story of Wimbledon in the 1980s with Vinnie Jones as one of the central figures.
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Episode 84: A Show About Nothing
June 29th, 2020 | 49 mins 39 secs
barkskins, glenn beck, gold, seinfeld, the mandalorian
Two-thirds of the hosts failed to watch the assigned movie for this week, so this is an episode about nothing where we talk about the show about nothing. And Seinfeld. And Mosquitoes. And buying gold. We also introduce a new sponsor.
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Episode 83: Second Liveshow - Backdraft
June 22nd, 2020 | 1 hr 29 mins
backdraft, donald sutherland, kristin davis, kurt russell, robert deniro, seinfeld, william baldwin
The second inaugural liveshow of the SSEU Podcast features discussions of minigolf, Seinfeld, and the 1991 movie Backdraft (which predicted a world without police). We also have an important announcement!
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Episode 82: Neighbors and The 51st State
June 14th, 2020 | 1 hr 25 mins
emily mortimer, liverpool, meatlof, nextdoor, samuel l. jackson
Ryan is learning more about his neighbors, Chris tries to assemble a trampoline, and Thomas seems irrationally angry at kids celebrating their high school graduation. Our hosts also watch the 51st State.
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Episode 81: True Lies
June 3rd, 2020 | 1 hr 31 mins
arnold schwarzenegger, horse, james cameron, jamie lee curtis, parenting
James Cameron is known for spectacular movies such as Avatar and Titanic. Why aren't people talking more about True Lies? We decided to find out.
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Episode 80: The SSEU Live Show
May 30th, 2020 | 1 hr 29 mins
The SSEU Podcast went on air for its first live show featuring guests such as Jonathan V. Last, Shannon Last, Steven Filippi, Matt Roberts, Flagg Taylor, and Tex Goodman!
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Episode 79: The Return of Swifty
May 21st, 2020 | 1 hr 21 mins
fred willard, jim swift, jonathan franzen, paul newman, roger penske, shaker heights
Jim Swift makes another appearance on the podcast! We chat about grilling, smoking, Shaker Heights, the Cleveland Indians, The Brave Little Toaster, and quiz him on Ohio.
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Episode 78: The Clipshow
May 13th, 2020 | 45 mins 29 secs
Executive Producer Flagg Taylor has done some producing and produced this clipshow. The hosts are not responsible for any of the content on this episode.